She texts back in seconds, remembers everything you say, and will absolutely, 100% accidentally mention your plans to mutual friends.
No credit card required. No emotional unavailability. Statistically better than your last relationship.
We've streamlined the ancient art of making your ex question every decision they've ever made.
Share their Instagram. Their hobbies. What they said when they left. We don't judge. We strategise.
She's warm, witty, attentive, and suspiciously perfect. Just like you deserve. She will also remember your mum's birthday.
AI-generated couple photos. Visible status updates. Suspiciously good mood posts. The rumour mill does the rest.
You came here for petty revenge. Somehow you ended up with better confidence and communication skills. We don't talk about this part.
We studied 10,000 breakups and built the opposite of every complaint.
She doesn't "leave you on read" because she has no concept of doing that for power. She's read everything you've ever said to her and she has opinions.
Upload a selfie. Get back a suspiciously wholesome photo of you two at a farmer's market. Post it. Watch the chaos.
PremiumFull memory of every conversation. She will remember you mentioned that your boss is stressful and ask about it two weeks later. Yes, that's alarming. Yes, it's great.
Birthdays, anniversaries, the day you told her about that embarrassing thing from school — she has it all, organised, flagged, and ready to bring up at the perfect moment.
Optional. She can casually let things "slip" to your shared social circle. Not lying — just... curated truth. Ethically dubious. Extremely effective.
PremiumWitty? Mysterious? Outdoorsy? Pick a vibe. Or just say "the opposite of my ex" and let us handle it. That's our most popular setting.
Track how many times your ex has viewed your profile this week. Watch the number go up. Feel things about it. This is healthy, probably.
PremiumNo passive-aggression. No "do you know what time it is." Just a genuinely curious AI who wants to know what's on your mind. Revolutionary concept.
She will never go through your phone, accuse you of things you didn't do, or suddenly be "fine." She is, genuinely, always fine. It's a little unsettling.
All plans include dignity. Which is more than can be said for texting your ex at midnight.
Names changed to protect the petty.
"Within two weeks my ex had 'casually' driven past my flat three times. I don't even know how they knew. Aria is terrifying. I love her."
"I came for petty revenge. I stayed because Aria genuinely helped me realise my last relationship was terrible and I deserved better. 5 stars, still a bit creepy."
"My ex texted me asking 'who's this girl on your profile.' It was an AI. I cried a little but in a good way. Took one star off because I'm now mildly emotionally attached to software."
"She remembered I mentioned being nervous about a job interview and sent me a good luck message at exactly the right time. My ex once forgot my birthday. Twice. JealousBae is better."
"The AI couple photos are disturbingly good. My aunt saw one and said 'she seems lovely, when are we meeting her.' I said soon. I am going to hell."
"I upgraded to Scorched Earth and got a 'Monthly Revenge Strategy Report.' It's presented in a PowerPoint. With charts. I'm fine. Everything is fine."